Overheard in Our Minivan

A: Mommy, I don't like Philistines.

Me: Really...

A: Do you like Philistines, Mommy?

Me: I don't know. I've never met any.

A: Well, I did, and I don't like them.

Me: Why not?

A: Because they're mean and they don't like little girls...But they let me live.